Abhay has got his own Tag-dom now. Reliable sources say,he has tagged 27 of us .Way to go, Abhay.So, i am supposed to put down my most embarrissing moments.Umm let's see...
"THE MOMENTS" in chronological order:
When i was in the 6th standard , one girl from my class brought her slam book to school and asked me to fill it up.It had this question- "Most embarrassing moment?". I didn't know what embarrassing really meant .I thought it was on the lines of the happiest moment or something and so i wrote "When i first met you".
She never talked to me again.
Dropped into a huge huge mall , which was like 4 miles long , 2 miles wide and 8 floors tall. Walked a couple of miles , found a cute sales girl and thought i will do some talking. So pulled out the nearest pink denim trouser and asked her "Excuse me. How much does it cost?? It really looks great .Must be perfect for me". She gave a deprecating smile and said "Yes sir , great trouser. Will look perfect on any good looking gal. This is the girl's section. For men's trousers, go to the sixth floor , turn right, walk half a kilometer and then ask someone else". Embarrassed i was and said "How much does it cost to travel to the men's section??"
3.Very recently :-
For those who didn't know ,Sneha is my cute,sweet five year old niece.
Sneha: Where did you go?
Sneha :What did he cut?
Sneha: So say hair-cut. My teacher told me the other day.
THUDDD!!!!!(It was like i was thrown down from the fifth floor)
Me:I know that.Wanted to know whether you knew it.
Sneha:I think you should bathe now.
ME:ohhh! nice, i will do that.
Must thank her for correcting me, i later corrected atleast a dozen others.
4.Very Very recently:
I saw a girl playing cricket with her gang of boys. She was playing real good and used an english willow bat. Nice bat it was. The girl was a real tomboy. She hollered at the guys like "Abey [expletive]
I went upto her and said: "Teri bat accha hai".All the guys around started laughing??.I didn't know why??
It got her started again.She started screaming at me "Abey [expletive]
I had to run for cover. Finally managed to hide behind a Maruti omni.
Phew!! So much for my embarrassing moments. Will be back with Jilla Jigiri.