Funky timepass !!

I've come across a super-duper-full time pass section on the Mumbai Mirror. It's called "Ask the sexpert ". I've bookmarked it and this is the first thing i am going to read in office everyday from now on. Dr. Watsa's a genius!!!

A teaser :

I am 28 years old. I get night fall four times a week and especially whenever I see porn. My hands start sweating because of night fall. How do I get rid of this problem?

Watsa: Sperms have three ways of exit night fall, masturbation and intercourse. Choose whichever is suitable. Hand sweating is not connected.

A lot of women approach me for a physical relationship since I have a good physique. However, I am scared. My instructor says that sex reduces physique due to loss of semen since semen is a kind of blood. Is that true or just an old wives' tale?

Watsa: The instructor badly needs sex education. It is an old wives' tail.

LOL !!!