Monday, December 15, 2008

Back to Business !

I’d like to tell you the many important reasons for me not writing very much over the past couple months. Unfortunately, there really aren’t any. The truth of the matter is that I’ve been spending most of time coloring excel sheets and playing iPint, that fantabulous game which does nothing but fill my iphone screen with virtual beer that i virtually gulp and then feel an instant virtual high. It's rather ironic that i actually took to iPint so easily . I detested any form of virtual gaming, especially the ones that involved guns and bombs. The peaceful guy i am, whenever i feel the urge to commit mindless violence i flush the lot down the toilet instead of gunning down innocent bots.

Off late i've been extremely caught up with work analysing Viagara stocking and usage, among other things for our client. Our analysis concluded Viagara works best when you buy yourself a 100 mg pill , break it into two halves, take one in and stare at the other half. This is inside information and is exclusively available only to readers of Know More Nonsense. Regarding stocking information, my colleague Ambu has been trying really hard to come up with an accurate analysis but the numbers he says are almost always down. So much so that, he suddenly yells "Up , Up, Up" at the top of his voice in he office in frustration. Note that this too is sensitive company information that is available only to readers who are not Ambu's friends.

Apart of Viagara, I've also got involved what was once, according to me, a fiercely foolish exercise, literally: Gym-ing. Yes i've been majorly listening to VH1 music along with cycling and lifting weights ofcourse, at the gym. By the end of half hour of VH1 and 11 minutes of muscle flexing i feel much much stronger. So strong that i almost punch my way through the office door and extract rar files off the monitor with my bare hands! It feels good. Really good ! Too good actually!!!

In the middle of such a hectic schedule there was sometimes a chance to put the kettle on and read a chapter of a book among other things. Talking of kettles i've to seriously recommend India's first tea bar Infinitea to you. Had been there a couple of weeks back and didn't i love the place. Infinitea at Cunningham Road hajaar varieties of tea and some great Italian food . Next time you pass by Cunningham Road in Bangalore, make sure you catch it ! Afterall coffee and tea are the only constant proofs that God loves to see us happy !

Before i leave you let me tell you one useless piece of beverage information:
'Appy' supposedly in Malayalam and Tamil slang means excreta and the apple drink Appy is a firm favorite of many. So next time your friend feels thirsty , you have to intonate "Thirsty? Sip Appy. Slurpy Slurpy. You fullu happy". Okay ?

8 comments:

Sheetal said...

I think I lost my earlier comment. I just wanted to say you write superb. I enjoyed the humour and you are now in my bookmark list! :)

Found from a link through blogadda.com and it's been very interesting to read such blogs.

satish said...

so u finally found time to sit down and blog...good.
aina gym-ing emaina excuse aa? :x
hope to see more frequently....atleast once a month :D

Deepak said...

very insightful about viagra.

rashmi said...

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Ashley Pomeroy said...

According to this chap it's wine that is constant proof that God loves to see us happy:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=10548325

PSR said...

@Sheetal
Thanks a ton! Good to know even this blog is bookmarked.

@Satish
Yes yes, will post more often

@Deepak
Guhahahaha!! Finally proof that someone found it "insightful". Thank you!! Thank you !!

@Rashmi
:)

@Ashley
That chap was the good old Benjamin Franklin.I am the more sober, tech savvy Benjamin Frankin .

gayathri said...

MR. Tech Savvy Benjamin Franklin,,,

U ROCK!!!

smitzy said...

cool writing!! i found this blog link by accident and this is going into my favs.. keep up the good work!! :)