Sunday, March 12, 2006

Presenting "Boxes 2008 Pre-Release"

Was a very exhausting day yesterday. Two continous hours of english grammar, past participle, past present continous, simple past, perfect present and fucked up future.

Donno what it was all about but finally the class got over at 8 PM. Felt very exhausted and so walked down to have my favourite panipuri at a nearby stall. Actually ,here u get panipuri in six different flavours and this guy who serves them yells their names before serving them. I have tried many times to figure out what he shouts but i only manage to fail each time.This time around i could manage to get three words : 1.Adrak 2.Pani 3.Poodi. English grammar was lot easier i thought. If i was a grammarian ,i would definetely have a tense named fuked up future.When u have simple and perfect you need to have this too for people like me.

Got back to college in an auto rickshaw which travelled at the speed of, i suppose a shade more than the inverse of the velocity of light. It was 9.30 when i reached my room, the best place on earth :). My computer was there , waiting for me. I logged on to the net and started chatting with my roommate who was sitting just opposite my chair. When you have no one to chat, atleast do this. Then this girl , a very very old friend of mine added me on the messenger. Ahh! she used to be a beauty, the most sought after gal in the school. First thing that came to my mind, why did she add me?? . Then i thought i should stop thinking and start talking. I did, and in jus 6 min and 24 sec i got bored. She was really boring. I spoke all crap and she responded with more crap and suddenly i receive this message - "I Love you". I was spell bound, i was beginning to get cold feet not knowing how to react..Omg first time in my life a gal had an opinion about me. Now what????

Then this message appears on my chat window - "Sorry, was not for you.Was for my boy friend". Bullshit..why does this always happen to me. I thought of killing myself watching that 3rd grade telugu movie named "SMS".I knew one would die if he watches that movie.. Then i get another message- "wrong BOX". "BOX" i wondered. What was that supposed to mean. Then after a lot of thinking i realised she meant "wrong window"..Aaha what a brainy girl. Box for window.. Now i thought Bill gates should kill himself after this. wrong BOX....Then you would have Boxes 98, Boxes 2003 and Boxes XP. An update would read " A new patch for your boxes" and an introductory offer like -"Boxes 2008 in a new colourful box with no holes". Intel would advertise "Intel inside for your box". News like "Gates declares: "i can't tell you whats in the new BOX" " .You would have someone asking "How is your Box??". yuk..In the first place i think windows is an egregious name for an operating system and now i think "Boxes" is the worst it can get...

Ohh! my friend says Australia scored 400 runs in 47 overs. Three overs to go. i have to rush to the TV room...Bye.

BTW forgot to tell you, i am happy it was in the wrong BOX.

9 comments:

Rahul said...

hahahahhaha good tenses. bad luck with the girl :p

Abhay said...

there's this girl, i am talkin and makin gr8 convo with, suddenly she writes "fuck off".Turns out, the next msg she writes "ohh sorry wrong window" - wtf :P

chandu said...

roflol!

gud luck with the other girls :)
and BOX is a real bad name and i too love the name windows but i wish these windows to be opened.:P

Deepu said...

arey Bhai nenu eppudo chepina next sidin PSR ani . vinale . gippudu emayinadi zara katti lanti postulu cheesi prove chestundu .

mama PSR - veseyi Potu.

Naresh said...

mama PSR choopichhaav nee class ento!
awesome one dude...

d0pE said...

lol mama..... poor gal... she dint hv da luck to hv u as her bf...
np if gates gt to read tis u ll become his technical adviser :)

santosh said...

Great, Awesome...any synonyms to these words....wud fit to describe the blog...

n the girl described is the most unlucky...( pretty obvious)

n with this blog...'SIDIN 2'@DA-IICT arrives...

Anonymous said...

Oh gr8!!!!!so when is BOXES 2008 going to be released.........

durga said...

til now thought blogging ws jst another time pass thng.but after reading this guys reading.i change my stand.....its sheer entertainment..or else who else can rite such awesome 'about me' and a complete incident on 'box'