Tuesday, April 04, 2006

I can't....

Done with my second mid-sem ,so wanted to write on innumerable topics ranging from vegetable-tanned leather to Brajwashi's roti.Although both very alike, in the end decided to write on niether.

Talking about the mid-sems, thought i did reasonably well but when the answers were out, i learnt i screwed it up. Again.
Things just not going my way these days.I just cannot do anything right in the first attempt.It's been so bad that i can't get even the word verification right on blogger.

I don't seem to be appreciating anything good. Manish Arora has been voted the best Indian designer and even his sarees look like rich embroidery curtains to me. Things i appreciate like, wardrobe malfunctioning and breast popping , are being probed into by the Maharashtra government.

I can't play anymore. My table tennis has reached it's nadir literally with the ball rolling on the table or flying over the opponent's head all the time. It's like each time i hit, i have to run, pick up the ball and give it to the opponent to serve and say " Sorry yaar. Last time. Don't stop playing with me.Pleasee". He serves again and i return ..WWHHAACCKK.... ball flies off, run, pick up the ball and deliver the same dialogue.
Coming to badminton, i don't seem to get rid of my unorthodox double-handed-one-legged backhand because of which i lose 15-1, 15-2.5 to girls. (that 0.5 is for my relentless running round the court without looking at the girl).

I can't call anyone ,anymore.Hutch people reduce my balance at their own will. I don't make any calls and all of as sudden i recieve a message saying "Dear customer, we have changed our colour to pink and so an amount of Rs 5o has been deducted from your balance" . I replied to him saying "Don't change your colour again,ever". Don't be surprised if you get a message from Hutch saying "Today is a bright sunday , the sky is blue and grass is green ,so we are deducting 20Rs from your balance " or "Our dog cheeka is ill ,so we are deducting your entire balance. Thankyou for your cooperation".

I cannot code. It's project submission time and i am helpless . Our leaders call for a meeting every six hrs. The other day my roomie got a mail from his group leader saying "The meeting is rescheduled to a different time i.e 9:30 PM same place, same time.".
Rescheduled to same place , same time..??!!.That is why you must code less .


I'm not the Sports representative anymore.My term ends this 15th and must say i enjoyed the last one year. It was fun measuring the dimensions of our ground with a 1 metre scale and to mark the boundaries while my batchmates poked fun at me calling me the labour committee secretary. No complaints, afterall i owe it to them. Thank you people for your co-operation and so Rs 50 will be charged from each of you for the party. [:)]

That's it for this post. I should leave before i receive a message saying they deducted 50 rs from by balance for writing a post.

6 comments:

Deepu said...

LOL. especially the Hutch part is quiet hilarious.

TMaYaD said...

encore.. encore...

Naresh said...

Mama... Jus chkd... Rs.50 deducted 4m my balance for having read this! :P

chandu said...

100 deducted and i owe u 400!

Rahul said...

roflol keep the train going

Abhay said...

a real delight readin this :)

and u did much more than meter-scale measuring when u were the SR, u also carried the kits and laid the chalk powder ;)

u'll regain ur TT form, it's jsut a matter of time, FORM is temporary, CLASS is permanent!! :)

as for the Hutch guys,those SOB's cut money even if u set foot into any other fone company's help desk i guess....