Friday, March 24, 2006

Fresh Updates

My first mid-sem results are out. They have been the worst in three years . i saw my answer sheet, only to learn i was doing great in quant- 12*8 became 76 and 12*64 became 708. Got a total of 7 on 20, four as partial marking and 3 for writing my roll number, course and Date right. I lost one mark for not writing my full name which anyway wouldn't have fit in the space provided.Believe me , it reads Pogul Sai Raghava Chaitanya. Will not blame my parents. After all they bought me this monitor, CPU and keyboard and most importantly my 4+1 high fidelity speakers which give better experience than Bose if you are listening to Telugu songs from the film "Bangaram".

It was time to spend some time with the text books, i thought and i left to the library only to end up reading Business world.
I was browsing through the pages and i realised that condom manufacturers were sponsoring articles on Emran hashmi.
Nice business model you see .The manufacturers are happy because they feel Emran Hashmi is the perfect ambassador keeping in mind the fact that it will me Hasmi's 1254th kiss in his forthcoming film .This includes 234 girls in his school days and a coupla male directors in bollywood.

Emran Hashmi reminds me of an another extremely talented guy named Himesh Reshamiyya . A research revealed that Jeepdrivers in Gujarat do not have passengers these days because of his latest song "Auwww jawww Auwww jawww" (with a nasal twang) which they play very often.
The tamil Nadu police have now confirmed , they are going to use the remix of "Auwww Jaww" by the southern music director Vidyasagar as ,what they call seventh degree torture for all those people campaigning against Miss. Jayalalitha who is busy laying marble floors for temples these days.
Frankly speaking, i heard "Auwww Jaww" for the first time when my roomie played it and i thought he was watching that bilingual telugu-mallu porn movie my friend gave me the other day.It was titled "Valliemmavan kandukondein entra?".

The news is that,India too will have its own National spelling-bee championship to be hosted by the renowned Giri subramaniam also known as pickbrain .The eligibilty supposedly is ,first you should be able to spell the host's name and then the mallu-telugu porn mentioned above.

Movies to books-Mr.Natwar singh supposedly experimented with his new book "Experiments with truth".Yes, "experiments with truth" ,after he was sacked as a minister.The experiment was such a success that the publishers celebrated its silver jubillee recently ,in the sense that the book sold 25 copies world wide , 24 in India including all his relatives' and one in Iraq. Must be his nephew.
Congrats Sir, on your great success.

In another experiment, India won the TT gold in the commonwealth games beating Singapore 3-2 in the finals . All Singapore players experimented playing with their opposite hand but the Indian contingent emerged victorious.
In yet another experiment Rahul Dravid chose to field on a flat wicket in the final test against England which the visitors eventually won . The experiment proved "Every dog will have its day if Rahul Dravid takes the wrong decision" :P

Those were the updates for this time. Catchya later. ;)

P.S: All my northie batchmates, ya all four of them were unhappy with my last post. Sorry people. So, MASSES is now open to all.

9 comments:

Deepu said...

wow this is certainly an acievement considering u came up with this post in just 15 mins

Rahul Bhaskar said...

can't thank you enough for opening the membership

Anonymous said...

hi,very nice posts overall.
i got to know know your blog from Santosh @ da-iict... i am quite enjoying your blogs though i don't have one account...

great posts...

Ravi Varma

Rahul said...

Nice bey niceeeeeeee. hehehehehe

Anonymous said...

arey good one raaa.u really have grown up. the natwar singh one truly admire the work u put in for collecting such a fact.nijam gane 15 minutes lo rasava adi antha.mundara entha scrap chesavu bokks lo

Anonymous said...

arey good one raaa.u really have grown up. the natwar singh one truly admire the work u put in for collecting such a fact.nijam gane 15 minutes lo rasava adi antha.mundara entha scribble chesavu books lo.

vijay

Abhay said...

i see a sidin-stamp all over this one :) N1 is too small a compliment for this post .... ;)

chaturvedula said...

abe sale its crap but crap worth it!! baga rasavu ra!!! but for all those who need a translation applause for raghu for the beautiful crap.....(the prevoius language was italian..). people who want to learn italian keep reading my blogs....

singing off mams.........

durga said...

asusual .....nice...hw do u achive this fete all the time..i mean evrytime u post one??